I'm lost and stupid without you.
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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