ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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