Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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