My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
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Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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