he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
did i just pee glitter
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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