no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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