do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
In America we eat man semen.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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