i already hear my dad disowning me
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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