sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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