So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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