I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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