I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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