I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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