it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
a search helicopter?!
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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