Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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