another moral hangover. fuck.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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