i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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