It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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