Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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