I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
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i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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