A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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