I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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