On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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