U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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