Sry I called you an 8
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
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it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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