Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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