How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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