Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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