god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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