doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
