Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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