Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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