I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I think i got beer on your cat.
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