Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I think my moral compass just broke
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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