I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize