so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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