I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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