You really coming over, don't trick.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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