he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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