Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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