So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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