can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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