so let's talk penis.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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