i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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