i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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