I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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