well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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