i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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