This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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