there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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