I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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