i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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