It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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