I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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