Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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