oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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