Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You smell like stripper and shame
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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