Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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